The President of Argentina received this picture and called it "junk
mail." Eight days later, his son died.
A man received this picture and immediately sent out copies. His surprise
was winning the lottery.
Alberto Martinez received this picture, gave it to his secretary to make copies
but they forgot to distribute it. She lost her job and he lost his family.
This picture is miraculous and sacred, don't forget to forward this within 13
days to at least 20 people.
Do Not Forget to forward and you will receive a huge surprise!!
This was the mail which my office received yesterday and in case you are already guessing what the prequel to this was, I take that honor away from you. So there was an image of Krishna & Radha and ‘All Delhi’ was supposed to forward this to ATLEAST 20 people (WTF). WHY? BTW the mail came from our HR Dept. None forwarded the mail. And, now we all are waiting for the inevitable to happen.
We receive all kind of Spam (variety ka zamana he) which varies from Phallus enlargement to drugs to increase the sexual prowess. Thankfully, they all make their way to the Junk folder, though we have great souls amongst us who very successfully evade the Junk folder.
Today is another day and another Spam, again from the HR Dept. Not from Delhi this time. The size of the mail was 4mb (only) but good enough to choke the mail box. The subject said “Yamaha new products”, the mail consisted of some 22 jpg pictures. I must admit the pictures were good. However, I liked the babes in the pictures more than the bikes itself. But a 4mb mail, GOD, please give me a break! Don’t get me wrong I liked both bikes and babes but my Inbox is the last place where I want to see them!
January was the month when we received an internal spam which appealed to all of us to restrain ourselves from buying petrol on 22nd of January, It started like this!
Petrol in Pakistan Rs17 per ltr
Malaysia Rs 18 per ltr
In
I have been getting this mail every time when there is a talk of increase in fuel prices; the only thing which changes is the current fuel prices in India. Internet has become a medium of false propaganda. And guys please get your research right, the petrol price in Pakistan is Rs.59 (Pak Rupee) approx, which is equivalent to our 40 Rupees, and in the case of Malaysia the price is Rs. 25. The reason being they are self-sufficient in terms of oil and gas resources.
Ok enough preaching….Shall look forward to your comments and it would be wonderful if someone can answer the “WHY” part, coz I haven’t found an answer yet.
Seedhi Jalebi
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